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I'm Old/Too Young Napkins

  • $8.00

Bring on the laughter with these funny adult humor cocktail napkins. Best yet they are DOUBLE SIDED with laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin. Perfect addition to the party, in bold colors printed on luxury paper.

Side 1: “Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip.”
Side 2: “I'm not saying I'm old, I'm just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.”

  • Package of 20 Napkins
  • 5" x 5" folded
  • 10" x 10" open
  • Strong 3-Ply soft paper
  • Printed in Germany
  • Eco friendly materials using non-toxic, water-soluble dyes